Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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