All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
time to smoke my breakfast
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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