LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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