So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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