would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
ugly people sure do ruin things
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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