there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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