Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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