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say what?
wanna hang out?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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