i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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