HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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