Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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