I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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