Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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