When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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