How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i need some magic done to my vagina
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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