Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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