would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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