I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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