No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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