i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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