Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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