There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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