There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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