I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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