remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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