just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
