why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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