Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
my sisters under your porch take her home
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Can I color on your dick again?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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