Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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