I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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