i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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