i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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