I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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