please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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