im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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