you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Randomize
