i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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