Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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