OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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