Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
And then my night got REAL pukey
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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