it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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