That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
