You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
this is an emotional support booty call
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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