Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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