The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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