But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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