I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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