Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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