I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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