She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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