I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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