Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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