I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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