How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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