Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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