Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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